(Raftaar Begins)

Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein, mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte the khota sikka, chalega nahin
Mummy pyaar se khilaati dal, chawal aur dahi
Maa ke haathon ka woh jaadu, 5 star mein nahin

Mar mar ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy hai, joke salary
Ek ladki mili thi, wo bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon, koi mile toh sahi

(Shahid Mallya Begins)

Banda seedha Rab da main, yeah!
Ditto tere warga main, unh!
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad’da main

Kisi ladki ko chhede koi, toh Dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi, toh Dishoom
Mere India ko bura kaha, toh Dishoom
Jana Gana pe na khada huya, toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom.., toh dishoom, toh Dishoom..

Bathroom mein Kishore Da ke, gaane gata hoon
Katy Perry ki me photo sang leke nahata hoon
Mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi

Din ko mein chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hoon
Raat ko takiye ki jhappi leke sota hu
Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad karke baatein purani, khoob rota hoon

Banda seedha Rab da main, ditto tere warga main
Ek waari haath fad laan taan, phir kadi nahi chhad’da main

Ram-Rahim ladaaya koi, toh Dishoom
Chhote bacchon ko daraye koi, toh Dishoom
Nasha karke jo aaye koi, toh Dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi, toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom.., toh dishoom, toh Dishoom..

(Instrumental Break)

Kabhi na karoon main, kaam koi aisa
Ke jis se jhuke meri gardan
Jeeta hoon jeeta hoon, Papa se seekha hoon
Mujh mein kuch hai wardan
Jaise hardum, ghar chalane hai jaise ya taise
Chote sapno ke liye, jodun paise kaise kaise
Arrey kaise kaise kaam karein, taaki naam bane
Duniya dekh ke mujhko bhai jaan, Ram Ram kare
Par dhyaan rahe mujhko kabhi na chedhna
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Banda seedha Rab da main, ditto tere warga main
Ek waari haath fad laan taan, phir kadi nahi chhad’da main

Khud apni badhaayi kari, toh dishoom
Ratta maar ke padhaayi kari, toh dishoom
Rishwat leke kaam kiya, toh dishoom
Raste pe traffic jaam kiya, toh dishoom
Public bhakaaye koi, toh dishoom
Meri bandi ko pataye koi, toh dishoom
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Gaana sun ke na aaya maza, toh dishoom
Toh dishoom.., toh dishoom, toh Dishoom..

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